ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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