ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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