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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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