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Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
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- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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