ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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