ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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