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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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