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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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