ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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