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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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