ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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